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P357 Teletext 357 Dec15 22:41:11    1/7           We open in a man's bathroom. In the bath lies Sylvester, our incompetent presenter. He is wearing a face-pack. SYLVESTER: (seductively) Hi girls... (reluctantly) and guys. Welcome to Bhs Gift Helptext. Pages & pages of great Christmas gift ideas for everyone you know. Suddenly a yellow plastic duck in the bath speaks to us. DUCK: If you spend over £60 in one go on men's and women's wear by the 23rd December, you get 20% off. 
P357 Teletext 357 Dec15 22:43:20 Bhs GIFT HELPTEXT 2/7 In the kitchen the Bh-ETTES are singing Bh-ETTES: (sung doo-wop style) Wherever you are on your Christmas List The Gift Helpline just can't be missed SYLVESTER: (formally) Gifts for wives and girlfriends ... Bh-ETTES: (sung) Listen boy, I'm really special So don't you dare give me a kettle.. SYLVESTER: What they'd really love is tartan pyjamas in soft brushed cotton, snuggly towelling dressing gowns, novelty teddy bear slippers, satin camisoles & matching knickers in many colours, satin chemises, suede and leather gloves, leather purses & bags, a range of dressing table accessories, a Poinsettia plant in a decorative basket, a follower candle, an Oriental 16-piece dinner set, or towel bales (in a variety of colours), or scented taper candles. All subject to availability.
P357 Teletext 357 Dec15 22:41:06 Bhs GIFT HELPTEXT 3/7 SYLVESTER: Gifts for difficult men ... Bh-ETTES: (sung) There's 40 sets of handkerchiefs in my drawer. Get me something different 'cos my nose is getting sore... SYLVESTER: Here's some ideas you can be sure they'll like. Patterned waistcoats, shirt & tie boxed sets, plain & patterned knitwear, multi pack socks, multi pack boxer shorts, boxed accessories including patterned braces, a warm towelling dressing gown, cartoon favourites on waistcoats, socks, ties and sleepwear, or a mini car vacuum, or gifts for golfers including golfing ties and golfing boxershorts. All gifts subject to availability. 
P357 Teletext 357 Dec15 22:42:16 Bhs GIFT HELPTEXT 4/7 SYLVESTER: Gifts for odd relatives and friends... Bh-ETTES: (sung) I'm either a friend or I'm very odd But buy me nothing you're on your tod SYLVESTER: What they'd really like for Christmas are some pretty accessories for a dressing table, towel bales in a variety of colours, natural or Christmas towelling robe bales, a leather purse, or a bag or a pair of gloves in leather or suede, an Oriental 5 piece tea set, or how about a Pot Pourri picture, novelty socks and slipper socks in a range of seasonal patterns or cartoon characters, an executive decision maker, or a magnetic crossword puzzle, or glassware sets start from £2.99, or novelty egg cups and salt and pepper sets. Subj to Avail
P357 Teletext 357 Dec15 22:42:12 Bhs GIFT HELPTEXT 5/7 SYLVESTER: Gifts for under £10 ... Bh-ETTES: (sung) I'm your friend not a tub of lard Don't I deserve more than a card? SYLVESTER: ...What about an Oriental 5 piece tea set, a Vacuvin Rapidice Wine Chiller, two festive Christmas mugs or a pizza pan set, woolly gloves or Novelty Socks and slipper socks in a range of seasonal patterns or cartoon characters, or glassware sets start from £2.99, gold moon and star drinks coolers or gold star napkins, or Opulence candle sticks, or novelty egg cups and salt and pepper sets, a joke book, or gifts for bath time like loofah brushes, back scrubs and massagers, foot massagers, or sea urchins and nets of shells. All gifts subject to availability.     
P357 Teletext 357 Dec15 22:44:31 Bhs GIFT HELPTEXT 6/7 SYLVESTER: Gifts for kids ... Bh-ETTES: (sung) Give me loads of presents & let me play If you want some peace on Boxing Day SYLVESTER: What they'd really like for Christmas are party waistcoats for boys or party dresses for girls, magic tricks in a matchbox, singalong tapes, or fun snow-topped antlers, or Forever Friends - sleepwear and underwear, Thomas the Tank Engine T-shirts and casual wear, or slipper socks, while older children will prefer our Unison Bandits range. Plus a wide choice of fun toys and stocking fillers from the Bhs Christmas Shop. All gifts subject to availability. 
P357 Teletext 357 Dec15 22:49:21 Bhs GIFT HELPTEXT 7/7 We cut back to Sylvester who is now towelling himself dry. SYLVESTER: Gifts for me...Sylvester .. .. (dreamily) ...a big house with jacuzzis & mirrors on every ceiling; a BMW ... no, two BMW's; a harem in St.Kitts ... and St.Lucia; ... ahhh yes to die for. As Sylvester emerges from the bathroom, dressed only in the smallest of bluey- white towels, an old lady shouts through his letterbox ... OLD LADY: Stock subject to availability-it is Christmas, remember. Sitting down to his meal with the Bh-ETTES, they all shout back: ALL: Merry Christmas!! 