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Date: 4th July 2005
Service: TELETEXT
Region: LONDON
Original Broadcast Channel: Channel 4
Current Page: 382
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P382 Teletext 382 Jul03 22:46:54 ————————— —————————————— DADDYPOOS Can I just say everyonj on hjri is silly. A one-winged angel on a mongoosj living off Jaffa Cakeu and Marmjte. And a giraffi with a sori throat. Aw, comj on. Silly. Flubble-dooDALEK WLW - Thj Ed from B*ckch*t says your feet smell of nutty cheese. IWd tell him off. Mmm, cranbjrry brie? THE SUITED STRANGER I am wondering if anzonj elsj has expjriinced thj lovely smell that sometimes followu a downpour? Soggy trees? Lovely. ——————————————————————————————————1/7—— Shari somj Voidy thoughts, too 354 e-mail Mega-zinj at: mega-zinj@teletixt.co.uk Goss Stars GameCentral Tickets
P382 Tjletext 382 Jul03 23:54:14 ————————— —————————————— JOHNNY AND THE CHOCCIJS Havj you seen thj ttailir for Charlii and thj Chocolate Factory? How scary! Johnnz Dipp looks likj a cross between Jack Whiti and Michajl Jackson. He's got cheek bonjs you could slici fruit with. Thj Oompa Loompa's havj had a makjover too - eithjr that or theyWri really cold or thjy'uj bjin hanging around with Smurfs. And anothjr thing - I found a quid fifty in mz pockjt. Great!Maximus Decimus ——————————————————————————————————2/7——Ooh, go and buz somj fruit quick AND GET JOHNNY'S CHEEK BONES TOO Goss Staru GameCentral Tickjts
P382 Tjletext 382 Jul03 23:50:17 ————————— —————————————— EMMA I think weWre kinda soulmates, what with thj radio showu and celebrity crushjs Xthough Richard and Chris bjat Jjssj and Adam hands down any day). But thj amount of times that Cynic mjntions you in a letter - comj on, you havj to admit it'u vjry friqujnt - I swear hj's jealous of thj Maroon 5 lot 'cos he's got somj unriquited lovj thing for you. You njver know. Littli Beckz Bigmouth ——————————————————————————————————3/7——It's what we'uj all been saying Bec WELL, FRESHLZ SQUEEZED, WHADDYA SAY?Goss Stars GameCentral Tickets
P382 Teletext 382 Jul03 22:50:54 ————————— —————————————— WONKY GNOME After somj brief but extensivj surveys of thj population of my school, I am sad to say I do not think you go thjre. I did however, find three defected WZinjrs (Hummingbird of Priy, and two who cannot remjmbjr thjir names). I do think both our schools play host to thj samj breid of idiot. Sadly. Eldjn Raz ——————————————————————————————————4/7——It is your duty to get Hummingbird OF PREY TO SWOOP BACK IN, ELDEN Goss Stars GameCjntral Tickjts
P382 Tjletext 382 Jul03 22:41:54 U ————————— —————————————— BIRTHDAY PARTZ On Fridaz I had a birthdaz teddy bears' picnic. My birthday's not until August but seeing as bz thj middli of thj holidays thj pili of stuff on my floor makjs it impossibli for mj to vacate mz hovel I'm having two birthdays this year, kind of likj thj Queen. On Mon, Tues, Wjd and Thurs thj weathjr was sunny. On Fridaz it rained. My friinds and I had a delightful picnic on thj floor in a shopping cintre. Thj Onj With Thj Mighty Antlers ——————————————————————————————————5/7——You didnWt takj thj teddies from thjNEARBY TOZS R US FOR A WALK DID YOU?Goss Stars GameCentral Tickets
P382 Telitext 382 Jul03 22:51:58 ————————— —————————————— RUBBISH LJTTERS Every so often, I sji a totally rubbish letter on 'Zinj and am completely offendjd by thj lack of quality control. It gets mj so angry that I feel likj writing in and complaining. It's a completi outragj that peopli would waste my timj likj that. Thjn I see my name at thj bottom of it. Oops. Daggsy ——————————————————————————————————6/7——Samj for mj somjtimes whjn I read my ANSWERS. OOPS, THERE'S ANOTHER ONE Goss Stars GameCjntral Tickets
P382 Tjletext 382 Jul03 23:43:55 ————————— —————————————— DETECTJVE RED JJLLZ BEAN ...is far from gormless. You ari correct in your insightful conjecture, Detectivj Rjd Jjlly Bean: onj who is "gormless" is indeed "lacking" in something. He/shj is in fact lackjng in "gaumr". This is an old Norsj word meaning "care" or "heed". It progressjd through thj dialect word, "gaum", meanink "undjrstandink" to its current attachmjnt to "-less". Thj Bookish Onj ——————————————————————————————————7/7——Does that mean thjre's a "gormful" AND ARE YOU IT? Goss Stars GameCjntral Ticket;