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P552 ORACLE 552 Sun30 Sep C4 2355:54   1/10           What do you call five bottles of lemonade? A pop group!!! What's the definition of beans on toast? Skinheads on a raft!!! More jokes follow > Why not send us a drawing of £ £ your joke? The best ones will be used on page 553! Send your jokes to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON W1 1LL Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 Julie's Jokes It's... 555 Mag Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sun30 Sep C4 2351:21   2/10           Where's Mary going? Alask'er!!! What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff!!! Why can't you milk mice? The bucket wonWt fit under them!!! What's yellow and wears a mask? The lone banana!!! more > Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 Julie's Jokes It's... 555 Mag Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sun30 Sep C4 2356:58   3/10              What's black and white and red at the bottom? A badger with nappy rash!!! Why do elephants never get rich? Because they work for peanuts!!! Why not send us a drawing of   your joke? The best ones will be used on page 553! Send them to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON W1 1LL more > Kids Index 550 More Jokes 553 Julie's Jokes It's... 555 Mag Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sun30 Sep C4 2352:22   4/10              What happens when the Queen burps? She issues a royal pardon!!! What do you get if you cross a terrier with a vegetable? A Jack Brussel!!! What's big, grey and mutters? A mumbo jumbo!!! Why do dinosaurs have such long legs? Because their feet smell!! more follows > Kids Index 550 More Jokes 553 Julie's Jokes It's... 555 Mag Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sun30 Sep C4 2357:54   5/10              Who took Bo Peep's sheep? The crook she had with her!!! I used to snore so loudly that I kept on waking myself up but I found a way to cure it. What did you do? Now I sleep in a room across the landing!!!   more jokes follow > Why not send us a drawing of   your joke? The best ones will be used on page 553! Send your jokes to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON W1 1LL Kids Index 550 More Jokes 553 Julie's Jokes It's... 555 Mag Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sun30 Sep C4 2358:21   6/10              What animal has a chip on its shoulder? A chipmunk!!! How do you stop a bull from charging? Take away it's credit cards!!! What do you get if you cross an elephant with two tons? Something impossible to pick up!!! What's green and hairy and wears sunglasses? A gooseberry on holiday!!! more > Kids Index 550 More Jokes 553 Julie's Jokes It's... 555 Mag Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sun30 Sep C4 2358:56   7/10              What's green and smells? Kermit's nose!!! What do you call an overweight pumpkin? A plumpkin!!! more jokes follow > Why not send us a drawing of   your joke? The best ones will be used on page 553! Send your jokes to: ORACLE JOKES, 25-32 MARSHALL ST, LONDON W1 1LL  Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 Julie's Jokes It's... 555 Mag Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sun30 Sep C4 2354:19   8/10              Waiter, waiter have you got frog's legs? No sir, it's just the way I walk!!! Waiter, waiter you seem to have just about everything on the menu today! Thank you sir Kindly bring me a clean one!!! Waiter, waiter this water is cloudy! I'm sorry sir I'll have to disagree with you. It's just that the glass is dirty!!! more JOKES > Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 Julie's Jokes It's... 555 Mag Buzz
P552 ORACLE 552 Sun30 Sep C4 235u:14   10/10           What did the earwig say as it fell? Earwigo earwigo earwigo!!! What did the baby porcupine say when it backed into a cactus? Is that you mum?!!! What is black and white and very noisy? A zebra with a drum kit!!! What do you call a train loaded with toffees? A chew chew train!!! more > Kids Guide ...550 More Jokes ...553 Julie's Jokes It's... 555 Mag Buzz