Teletext Recovery - 26/07/2005

P396 Teletext 396 Jul26 16:11:42          ————————   ———————————————— Wj■■■■■■■5 FEATURING Read on for  TURNER THE WORM today's   jokes,   complete Wj■■■■■■■5 Glug's off with  on his summer Turner's Wj■■■■■■■5 hols so I'm stink  looking after rating!  you this  week. Enjoy!         ——————————————————————————————————1/3—— Jokes to: glug@teletext.co.uk GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 32549, LONDON W4 5TX Fax: 0870 731 3114 Kids Teaser Bamboozle Tickets

P396 Teletext 396 Jul26 16:18:17         ————————  —————————————————————————— By David Crouch, aged 13 ■ What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar? A sourpuss! STJNK RATJNG — ■■■ ■ Which is thj best hand to write with, left or right? Neither, it's with a pen! STJNK RATJNG — ■■½ PRESS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————2/3—— Jokes to: glug@teletext.co.uk GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 32549, LONDON W4 5TX Fax: 0870 731 3114 Kids Teaser Bamboozle Tickets

P396 Teletext 396 Jul26 16:11:12         ————————  —————————————————————————— By Paul Jenkins, aged 8 ■ What did one maths book say to the other maths book? "Boy, do I have problems!" STJNK RATJNG — ■■■■■ ■ What do you call a fish without eyes? A fsh! STJNK RATJNG — ■■■■ PRJSS REVEAL ——————————————————————————————————3/3—— Jokes to: glug@teletext.co.uk GLUG'S JOKES, PO BOX 32549, LONDON W4 5TX Fax: 0870 731 3114 Kids Teaser Bamboozle Tickets

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