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Date: 15th May 1984
Service: CEEFAX
Region: N/A
Original Broadcast Channel: BBC2
Current Page: 286
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P286 CEEFAX 286 Tue 15 May 21:11/33 1/2 Press REVEAL for answers What's the difference between an Indianelephant and an African elephant? About 3,000 miles. What is a polygon? A dead parrot. What is out of bounds? An exhausted kangaroo. What is a water-eater? A kettle. Thanks to Jayne Sharples and Nicola Martin. More
P286 CEEFAX 286 Tue 15 May 21:22/24 2/2 Press REVEAL for answers What bird is always out of breath? A puffin. How can you help a deaf fisherman? Give him a herring aid. Why did the farmer drive a steam-rollerover his field? He wanted to grow mashed potatoes. What has a bottom at the top? A leg. Thanks to Hedley Thorne More