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Date: 26th July 2005
Service: Teletext
Region: East of England
Original Broadcast Channel: Channel 4
Current Page: 313
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P313 Teletext 313 Jul26 16:12:16 UK MOVIES MOVIES ————— ——————————————————— 1 - MADAGASCAR (U) 2 1 WAR OF THE WORLDS (12A) 3 - WEDDING CRASHERS (15) 4 2 BATMAN BEGINS (12A) 5 3 THE DESCENT (18) 6 4 MR. AND MRS. SMITH (15) 7 - MAINE PYAR KYUN KIYA (PG) 8 5 STAR WARS: EPISODE III (12A) 9 7 DUS (12A) 10 - FESTJVAL (18) ——————————————————————————————————————— Video reviews and chart 313UDon't surrender your endowment policyYou can get up to 35% more.For your free valuation & brochure (open 24hr)CALL AAP Authorised and Regulated by the FSA. Video/DVD Amityville Horoscope Holidays
P313 Teletext 313 Jul26 16:22:47 MOVIES ————— by Annette Dasey ——— DARK WATER (15) 105 mins This Hollywood version of the Japanese horror is about a newly-sjparated mum (Jennifer Connelly) who moves into a run down apartment with her daughter. No woman in her right mind would live in the hellhole that is leaking murky liquid through the ceiling and appears to housj ghosts — and that's the point. Is it happening or is she imagining it? Well made and great looking, it's entertaining enough but not that scary as the idea isn't explained properly. ——————————————————————————————————2/8——Teletext rating *** (Good) NORTON LOANS SEE p6150800 929 100 Video/DVD Amityville Horoscope Holidays
P313 Teletext 313 Jul26 16:22:51 MOVIES ————— by Nick McGrath ——— KICKING & SCREAMING (PG) 95 mins Even the most faithful Will Ferrell fanwill struggle to snigger at this poorlywritten, dismally unfunny comedy. After a lifetime of castigation by his over-competitive dad (played, rather inexplicably, by Oscar-winner Robert Duvall) caffeine-fuelled Phil Weston (Ferrell) takes charge of his son's hapless school football team. Cue instant character transformation, "hilarious" slapstick moments and crass father-son redemption. Pitifully bad. ——————————————————————————————————3/8——Teletext rating * (No-no) PADDY POWER- FREE £25/e25 BET ON BIG BRO WINNER! SEE p699Video/DVD Amityville Horoscope Holidays
P313 Teletext 313 Jul26 16:07:33 MOVIES ————— by Annette Dasey ——— SILVER CITY (15) 129 mins A detective XDanny Huston) is hired to investigate whether the enemies of a George Bush-like Senator (Chris Cooper)are attempting to thwart his campaign to be local governor. From prolific American indie film-maker John Sayles, this is always interesting but too meandering to really take off. Huston and campaign manager Richard Dreyfuss's performances are brilliant. Maria Bello, Thora Birch, Billy Zane, Daryl Hannah and Tim Roth also appear. ——————————————————————————————————4/8——Teletext rating ** (So-so) Get your daily Marjorie Orr horoscope sent to your mobile See p108Video/DVD Amityville Horoscope Holidays
P313 Teletext 313 Jul26 16:07:47 MOVIES ————— by Nick McGrath ——— JAMES' JOURNEY TO JERUSALEM (PG) 87 minWide-eyed pilgrim James (Siyabonga Melongisi Shibe) arrives in Israel fromhis African village seeking the religious salvation of Jerusalem. Sucked into the migrant labour pool and tempted by capitalism's material gains, he soon realises it's not going to be a simple journey. Examining one man's battle with his disintegrating moral innocence, Ra'anan Alexandrowicz's gentle drama tickles your interest rather than seizing it. ——————————————————————————————————5/8——Teletext rating ** (So-so) ACCIDENT ADVICE HELPLINE ITV1 p385Video/DVD Amityville Horoscope Holidays
P313 Teletext 313 Jul26 16:18:19 MOVIES ————— by Nick McGrath ——— SECRET THINGS (18) 115 mins Plundering the worst excesses of Eyes Wide Shut and Showgirls, this voyeuristic Dangerous Liaisons wannabe is essentially glorified porn. Supposedly setting out to illustrate female empowerment through two fiesty Parisian twentysomethings (Coralie Revel and Sabrine Seyvecou), Jean- Claude Brisseau's film is in fact an overblown, exploitative male fantasy. Sexually provocative it may be, dramtically fulfilling it is not. ——————————————————————————————————6/8——Teletext rating ** (So-so) GOT A CAMERA PHONE? SEND US A WACKY PHOTO AND WIN £250!! SEE p682Video/DVD Amityville Horoscope Holidays
P313 Teletext 313 Jul26 16:11:34 MOVIES ————— by Nick McGrath ——— ERRANCE (18) 95 mins A cinematic masterclass on how to damage your children, Damien Odoul's morose tale of a corrosive relationshipis depressing viewing. Against all reason, emotional punchbag Lou (French model Laetitia Casta) clings on to her doomed union with philanderous drunk Jaques (an over- acting Benoit Magimjl). Their relationship crumbles at the same rate as the film, with their son and the audience both ignored. ——————————————————————————————————7/8——Teletext rating ** (So-so) NEW CARS REVIEWED p703Video/DVD Amityville Horoscope Holidays
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